The Bostonian and his Testicles (an epic)

It's been a long time since I posted on this, due to some technical difficulties (I am lazy). Anyways I have story for you about one estranged bostonian, and his testicles.
So the other day after school we had an inspection, this kid named Enos (the bostonian) was a playing a well rounded game of squirrel tap against this other dude named Lafferty (totally fucking irish). Anyways I was talking to Lafferty who was trying to convince me to run up and kick Enos in the balls from behind, and I told him "no fuck that, I dont want to be a part of this" for I am smart and do not like being hit in the testicles...out of nowhere, minding my own business, Enos runs up and hits me in the testicles.
(alternate ending) I wished him very well for his cock-punch had relieved a cancerous tumor from my scrotum.
(Real Ending)I kick and punched Enos in his well guarded crotch until everyone told me to calm down. I asked him why the hell he punched me in the dick. He said "I know what you were doing. I saw you talking to Lafferty." I told him he was fucking retarded, and I told Lafferty I wanted no part of it. Lafferty confirmed. Enos then tries to make a truce, I reply with "fuck you, you hit me in the balls, and then want a truce. I owe you." I then spent the rest of the day, walking by Enos, flinching around Enos, make him fear my presence because of the impending doom that awaited his testicles.
Next day, during lunch break, we leave class. Enos is right behind me. We enter the stare well. I get about 6 steps down. His dick is about shoulder heighth, and to the right, just in perfect range of an extended right arm. the oppurtunity was too great. My arm cocked back and...BAM! Right in the testicles! "What's a challenge coin" was the last thing he uttered until I sent him into a whirlwind of fucking agony.
People at the bottom of the stairwell fucking heard my hand meet his balls. He collapsed on stairs, and layed in the feetle position. I looked at him and said as monotonous as possible "We're even now."
I almost thought I ruptured one of his testicles cause I didnt see him come down the stairwell. Nothing tastes better than revenge people. Pure unadulterated revenge. Testicles.
The End.