Today, I was walking back to the base from some well deserved Jack-in-the-Boy, and I felt a wave of depression hit me, and I instantly thought I should just destroy the peace of the base and shoot the hell out of everyone and everything. This was immediately followed by a wave of cynicism...
I thought of the most horrible practicle joke I could think of. Here it is.
Visit Virginia Tech in a trench coat, combat boots, and just walk up to the front desk just looking all pissed off and shit. Stare the clerk in the eyes with malice, breathe in deep once, twice, three times and then abruptly say "Do you know if it's too late to sign up for next semester? I had a little trouble reading your brochure and..." just keep going with it. hahahaha.
Unfortunately, according to my friend, Johnny, the Virginia Tech guy was asian and didn't wear a trenchcoat. Way to ruin my fun, Johnny, you inconsiderate prick. It's not like it could've gone over badly whatsoever.
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